Hey Dook

Hey Dook, don't feel so bad.
Take a bad bracket and make it better.
Remember to get off to a slow start,
Against a team that should be the Play-In winner.

Hey Dook, don't be afraid.
The brackets were made so you’d play no one better.
The minute you play a Top 25 team,
You’ll pray for Christian Laettner.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Dook, refrain
Don't blame your bad looks on Shelden Williams’ mother.
For well you know that you’re gonna loose yeah cool
When you check out that Shelden’s even uglier younger brother.

Hey Dook, don’t be ashamed
You get all the calls, but its for the better
But, despite of all of the help
You have no chance of beating lady ballers.

Hey Dook, don’t cut those nets down.
Try to survive in the tourney, like an 11th-seeder.
Remember to let the refs and bracket committee into your heart,
As well as your coach, with a name with too many f-ing letters.

So find a ditch, and like Hurley, drive right on in
So they see that Reddick ain’t no Laettner.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Dook, you'll do,
Your on TV more than Leave it to Beaver.

Hey Dook, don't feel bad.
At least Florida State didn’t win it, either.
Remember it’s not the color of your skin,
It’s hard to win without players like Battier, Boozer and
Laettner, Laettner, Laettner, Laettner, Laettner, oh!

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SING ALONG NOW!

Na Na Na Naaaaah Na Na Naaaaaaah hey DOOK!!!

DOOK, DOOK, DA, DOOK, DOOK, DOOKIE DOOKIE!

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Alright, just the ACC fans now!

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Alright, just the Duke fans now!

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Everybody together!

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